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The Villages Idiot 

A nickname for Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, the shockingly ignorant wacka-wacka gun-nut who has mysteriously surfaced during the last election, much like a turd, in the House of Representatives.
The Villages Idiot has already been invited to this exclusive gated community in Florida to whine insipidly about the unspeakably unfair abuse of the Capitol Insurrectionists’ Constitutional rights and her support of killing Democratic members of the House and Senate while her racist throng is especially excited by the idea of Nancy Pelosi’s head on a stake!

The Villages, Fl

Heaven's waiting room. Although, I doubt many of these old douchbags are actually getting into heaven. Learn to drive you old f*cks!
The Villages, Fl is where old people come to spread STDs like wildfire and die.
The Villages, Fl by hudlei February 22, 2011

the Village Bicycle 

Someone who sleeps with a lot of people. Usually used to describe a slutty person. Or can be used to describe a person who is very flirtaious and has a habit of leading people on (see Tease).
Man, she's the Village Bicycle! Everyone's had a ride!

The Village Itch 

Coined after the The Villages, FL whereby it is reported in mainstream media reports that the elderly residents freely and openly engage in in promiscuous sexual activity spreading STDs and engage in public sexual activity. The Village Itch refers to:

1. The desire of a Villages resident to do the nasty and engage in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
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2. The actual contraction of an STD by a Villages resident from Villages resident as a result of engaging in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
Howard attended the over 60's Night Dance at the Villages last weekend because he had a case of The Village Itch. He got just what he wanted and then some with a trip to his Gainesville, FL Urologist about a week later.
The Village Itch by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

King of The Villages 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Oh yes, we love him dearly down here in our upscale Florida community, we play golf with him in our hearts and think of him as the King of The Villages!

pillage the village 

totally destroy someones butt hole with the fury of a wolverine
Johnny my moms lonely she want you to pillage her village
pillage the village by God May 13, 2005