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Ain't No Brakes on the Rape Train 

A phrase said, usually while gaming, but can be applied at any point in life, when one feels unstoppable or after achieving a difficult task.
Synonyms: Winning
In CS:GO, friends are playing. It gets down to 5 vs 1. The 1 makes an ace by killing all 5 opposing players. He shouts over the mic, "Ain't No Brakes on the Rape Train!!!"
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laying down the rape sword 

The act of owning your opponent in a competition. Similar to doing the rapedance or boarding the rapetrain.
Chuck and I were laying down the rape sword in Mario Tennis doubles today.

The Rape Witch 

Evil bitch that will sit you by her, torment you with her souless eyes, and when she's done taking away your happiness, put you in a corner in which you will never see another classmates eyes or hear the laughter of happy children. Often her room is referred to as "The Rape Dungeon" due to the fact it is secluded from the rest of the school and has no visible windows to look in on. Stay as far away from this woman as possible!!! She will find you, she will hunt you down, and she will kill you. Physical description is as followed: Dykish haircut, evil gap between front teeth that seems to suck you in, soulless pale blue eyes, saggy bottom, and heaving angry chest.
evilmiseryrapetorturesadnessThe Rape Witch
The Rape Witch by valleydyke96 August 19, 2012

Test firing the rape cannon 

to masturbate or jerk your gherkin.


Test firing the rape cannon is recommended by many doctors.

The Rape 

(n) One distinct classification of the human genus. In order to be classified as The Rape, one must possess all of the following qualities:

1) Pwns N00bs
2) Fucks Your Mother
3) Eats Babies

The Rape qualifies as a noun not because it is a person, place, or thing, but an idea. And when you actualize The Rape, it becomes a good idea.
#1) After jimmy pwns0rz the n00bs, he teabags them and goes home to lay a white stripe on your mom's ass while ripping a baby's head off with his two front teeth, thus making him The Rape

#2) Samuel L. Jackson, Chuck Norris, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Crazy Superman, and Grandfather Smurf are all examples of The Rape.

The Rape Escape 

Purposly eat horrible or not at all, so that when a man tries to bone you up the ass, you push really hard,
and all your diarrea flows all over there dick and thigh.
Garunteed to take away there erection,
Ideal for the prison bitch.
So i was gunna bone this guy and just as i was about to shove my cock up his ass he did the rape escape. Now i got dried up shit in my gooch hair, shit in my dick, and i am not sexually satisfied.
The Rape Escape by Reuben... October 7, 2006
A band consisting of 3 of the hottest girls you will ever see and the cutest little drummer, named Pa rum pa pum...PUM! They play some of the most wickedest music ever. They are so fucking hardcore. I would rape them!
I sure love The Raped. They are core.
the raped by Daniel February 19, 2004