the martin luther king 

When your girl is sleeping you begin to masturbate at the point of ejaculation you cum on her face and when she wakes up she says... "I have a dream!"

I GAVE YOUR MOM THE MARTIN LUTHER KING, THATS A DREAM SHE'LL NEVER FORGET!

the martin luther king by BlackBuhhda October 20, 2010

the martin interview 

A extremely weird and funny of Alex Turner (from arctic monkeys) and Miles Kane ( from the little flames) where they are seen tripping out their minds, nearly outing themselves about being fruity, terrorising martin, doing ‘that’ voice and much more, strange things.

“OMG, did you see that last shadow puppets interview?”

“HAHAHA yeah the martin interview is so fucking funny!”

the martin interview by CARRIDESbykat September 10, 2023

Doing the Martinez

The act of doing homework assigned by a teacher that includes unnecessarily needed brain power for simple answers that no one cares about.

"Oh my, I forgot to start "Doing the Martinez" tonight...

Doing the Martinez by Omgffswhattthehayul March 15, 2009

The martin 

When you promise to be back in 10 minutes, but disappear for an extended period of time, then come back the next day as if nothing happened.

I think hes done the martin again

The martin by R6PTOR April 26, 2025

The Martin Yttri Method

The act of rectally inserting a dildo made of ice, thus stimulating the G-spot and achieving an overwhelming orgasm

Frank: "I did The Martin Yttri Method yesterday, and it felt amazing!"
Frunk: "What the Fuck man?"

The Martin Yttri Method by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh7 February 2, 2026

the ricky martin 

When someone slides on their knees and rips off their shirt

Pablo got flagged for doing the Ricky Martin

the ricky martin by Giantskiller March 21, 2016

The Dusty Martin 

When having sexual intercourse in the missionary position and the woman lifts her upper body toward you to kiss you, so you stiff arm her in the chest and push her back into the mattress.

He was an animal in there last night, cause he gave me The Dusty Martin

The Dusty Martin by The Huz Man Dude August 23, 2017