By far the most disgusting district in the Cleveland Police Department. Formly known as the 5th District and now the 3rd District. The walls are falling apart and there are bullet holes in the garage from officers driving by hammered cranking off a few in hopes of hitting the commanders jaguar. Home of clown face the most prolific cop on the east side. The roll call room and bathrooms are covered withs large drawings of cocks and other slander. The night shift sergeant has been seen showering upstairs where reports of staph infection have been present. Althougth its the best place for a Cleveland cop to take a dump in connection with all the entertaining stories and drawings on the bathroom stalls. Its been said the dirty nickel is home to the worst supervisors in the history of Cleveland Police Department.
Chris: "Dude we graduated the academy were going to the dirty nickel!"
Ron: "Yea that place blows some dude out there has a huge cock they draw it on all the walls."
Chris: "Apparently he bangs virgin rookies with that huge cock."
Including but not limited to banging/railing your girl with hot, sweaty, stinky balls after a baseball game or some sort of extensive exercise causing much persperation.
TBro 1- "Hey man what did you do yesterday after the game?"
Bro 2- "Ummm... nothing really... I had to go home right away... it was good."
Bro 1- "Ya right! You were doin The Dirty Dyer!"
Having sloppy drunk sex while riding the famous sky wheel in myrtle beach. It helps if one of the partners farts before, during, or after intercourse, thus hot boxing the couple in the enclosed pod for the remainder of the ride.
Hey Clyde, don't get in that pod, the couple that just got out look like they just did the dirty Myrtie. Lets wait for the next one.