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The Cheap New Orleans swamp Tour 

When you get very intoxicated and are offered a cheap swamp tour. Then are sexually assaulted by two sssbbw’s who are fertile and then entrap you for child support. They then raise the baby to be the leader of a hate group.
Stay together, and protect each other. We don’t wana take the cheap New Orleans swamp tour. I hear Bertha is fertile this time of month.

Surfing the chest 

For this action you require 2 friends to come over. You then lie down on the floor, preferably on some plastic sheeting. Then one of your buddies takes a tremendous dump on your chest while blowing off your other Buddie.
Mate I did surfing the chest last night it was messy!!!...
Surfing the chest by AZIMAN March 4, 2017

still pants in the chest 

An expression used to state that a situation, person or object is fine, or okay.
John: Hows life?
Paul: Still pants in the chest

silly on the cheap 

Getting hammered on cheap shots and mixed liquor.
I know a bar that has drink specials Thursday nights. $2 shots and $3 mixed drinks. Let's hit it up and get silly on the cheap ;)

Sword through the chest 

To lose your place as the best at a given subject, taken from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim quote:
"I used to be one of the best soldiers in the stormcloak army, then I took a sword through the chest."
Can be used in any situation where you have come off second best.
I used to be the best player on the football team, then I took a sword through the chest.

I used to be the best driver in the world, then I took a sword through the chest.

Sexting in the chat 

When two people are flirting with each other while in a group, usually in a distracting or annoying way
Katy and Victor were flirting during our bio lab again. I told them to stop sexting in the chat.