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goober tendon

noun- the muscle in the back of one's upper leg, which causes one to go "full-derp" and laugh like a goober when squeezed hard enough.
Dammit, Justin! Stop squeezing my goober tendon; you're gonna make my vagina cry ffs!

Load Bearing Tendon 

Whoa, she was leaning on my load bearing tendon.
Load Bearing Tendon by TheGooch February 21, 2009

achilles tendon 

The first thing you should go for in a fight! try taking a sharp object and when they lunge at you duck down and slash their achilles tendon wide open. You have won the fight and now have them 100% under your control.
that would really, really hurt but its an effective method.
achilles tendon by da hood' January 3, 2005

achilles tendon 

newly renamed by the HBB (Human Body Board....duh)
now known as the TICT, or Tomato Ice Cream Tendon
Kristin: Ok, since I'm Sonic, and you are Hot Fudge, what is Julia?
Sandra: She should be something like...Ice Cream!
Julia: Yeah but I'm so sunburned! Its more like....Tomato Ice Cream!

Sandra: WTF is it called the Achilles Tendon??
Kristin: I dont know. It should have a cooler name!
Sandra: Like....the Tomato Ice Cream Tendon!!!!
Kristin: YES! The TICT!!
achilles tendon by Hot Fudge May 13, 2007

Ripping a tendon 

It is a euphemism for masturbation

"Ripping a tendon with the boys"

Past Tense: Ripped a tendon
Future Tense: Rip a tendon
Present Tense Ripping a tendon
Codie: Hey Larry, dont come in my room for the next 20 minutes ,I'm doing schoolwork

Larry: As if, it's summer. Are you ripping a tendon

Codie: yes..

Larry: Can I Join?

Ahh my achilles tendon

A pharse you say when you get an injury while you play football
Matty went down when Jack kicked him and screamed ahh my achilles tendon