McPenis Surprize

A sexual technique favored by dirty fast food eating women. Not to be confused with McPenis filet.

Dip dip dive, I like my niggas on the side, the bitches call me McPenis surprize.

McPenis Surprize by BigDickDan February 5, 2005

Whipped cream surprize

A sexual technique used by transexuals that usually have not told their male parnter that they are transexual. Using whipped cream, and perhaps other optional toppings between their legs to hide their male genitals until the man goes in.

I was limp for about a month ofter the Ms.Man's, the hot Phys-Ed tacher offered me a Whipped cream surprise. Yes I took it.

Whipped cream surprize by Dash VMC June 25, 2005

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serrano surprize

When a flaming beaner walks into your room suddenly and bust a huge load in you face. After he busts a nut, he takes a shit on your face and starts screaming jibberish. Usually performed on the george.

Chuck laid a massive serrano surprize on Zack.

serrano surprize by Charles Serrano December 10, 2004

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Warm Brownie Surprize

When you manage to get ballsdeep in a chicks ass then pop your nuts inside and blow a load.

Your sister is so damn hott i gave her a Warm Brownie Surprize and left my nuts in her ass all afternoon.

Warm Brownie Surprize by Wild Turkey 101 October 11, 2007

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the white surprize

when a man is fucking a girl in the ass and he is ready to cum so he pulls it out and spits on her back so she thinks hes done then she turns around then you blow the load in her face. or can be the brown surprize but using shit or the red surprize where the girl instead of cumming shoots blood on you.

(girl)he drenched me with cum i wasnt expecting it daddy!!!

(father) well sweety next time make sure your ready for the white surprize.

the white surprize by kinky fucker June 13, 2007

shanghai surprize

When a male is about to have intercourse with a female and she pulls out a penis out of her undies.

Jim: I want to have sex with you
Ling: Are you sure ?
Jim: Yes
Ling: Well I have a surprise for you!
Jim: what is it?
Ling: a shanghai surprize!!!!!!!!!!!

shanghai surprize by gravityjapan April 1, 2009

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sooku surprize

the attempt to fart on a friends face while they sleep but accedentaly spackle it with a shitty spray.

TROYLEE: dude i tried to fart on my buddys face yesterday when he passed out drunk, and i accedentaly sprayed him with a little shit! hahaha i gave him a fuckin sooku surprize!
BURGER SHAQ BOSS: get the fuck back to work you freaky piece of shit!

sooku surprize by tiranicle teabagger December 17, 2007

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