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sumptering 

Acting as a know it all when it comes to sports but living off past accomplishments of a team. Knowing nothing about the current standing of said team, along with gloating about the team for which you've never taken the time to visit at their home stadium.
You've been sumptering about this team for years, but still haven't taken the time to even visit the stadium, classic sumptering fan. Do you even know anyone on the current roster or are you going to just continue to live off of the championships you won 25 years ago?
sumptering by RandonDonald May 12, 2016

Sumter County 

A county in north central Florida, between the cities of Ocala and Orlando. Population is 62,000 and increasing rapidly as an enormous retirement community for retirees known as “The Villages” is quickly overtaking almost the entire northeastern segment of the county. Sumter County has two major towns: Bushnell to the south, the county seat, and Wildwood to the north. Large amount of black people occupy the north end of the county while illegal Mexican immigrants occupy the south. Tension and rivalry between “North-enders” and “South-enders” is common. Sumter County, Florida, has a high STD, teenage and out-of-wedlock pregnancy rates and poverty rate. The average age that females get married in Sumter is around 19 ½ years, whereas the national rate is 25 ½ and rising; it should also be noted that this county in question has one of the highest divorce rates in the state of Florida. Many residents of Sumter County are “churchy” but are far from Christian; they only go to church because of long family ties and such hypocrisy is evident in the lives of their children, particularly the daughters. Single young men need not live or even visit Sumter County; there is an overabundance of them already there, growing old, bitter and confused over the lack of elibigle women.

Welcome to Sumter County, Florida, home to thousands of old Yankees and even more white and black trash.
Sumter County by RyanT. February 7, 2006

South Sumter

A school full of cousin fucking redneck hicks who are all inbreds. These cousin fuckers think they are the shit. Everyone you meet is an asshole and disrespectful as shit, but they are damn good football players. Most of the students are addicts or rapists. They live in shitty trailer parks, and the white kids try to act black
“Hey don’t you go to south sumter??”
“Yeah I was just heading back to my trailer to fuck my cousin

Sumter, SC 

Town near the middle of South Carolina known for its Iris Festival and its proximity to Shaw Air Force Base.

Geographically, it is two hours from the mountains and two hours from the beach.

It is a mid-sized town which is about equally proportioned between whites and blacks. Its economy is steady but it has a slightly high unemployment rate as of 2005.
I'm going to Sumter, SC to see the Iris Festival.
Sumter, SC by Erin French August 28, 2005
Shortened phrase "side jumper". A skier or snowboarder who goes off the side of the take off to a feature (rail or other obejects). Consequently only getting 6-18 inches of air, and looking like a novice at best.
This sumper isnt doing anything cool.
Sumper by Sammy9mm January 28, 2017

sumter county 

a pretty trailer trashy place, except for the villages, but the villages creep most people out.
q:wat do a sumter county fire, sumter county tornado, and a sumter county divorce all have in common?

a:somebody's going to lose a trailer.