stroked you sideways 

A phrase meaning who or what made you upset.

Person 1: Yo fuck math
Person 2: who stroked you sideways?
Person 1: My homework makes no sense and I got a quiz first period.

stroked you sideways by A regular boy November 28, 2018

stroked the baddest dime 

to fuck stroke the toughest women dime

"stroked the baddest dime"

song lyric from What's It Like by Everheart
(1994)

stroked the baddest dime by lesetoiles October 4, 2010

stroked it 

a term used to describe an instance when you completly dominate a situation

Man I completly stroked that test, yeah i kicked it's ass

stroked it by General Erwin Rommel January 22, 2005

stroked on 

While playing basketball,he goes to shoot, you jump up to stuff his shot, he shoots just before you're there and he swishes it right in your face

"man you got stroked on"

stroked on by matt May 30, 2003

stroked to cracker (my son)

When you try do do something but fail and look like a full idiot

person A- "Im gonna beat your ass at WRC"

few minutes later, person A has been beaten at WRC badly.

person B- "stroked to cracker" ("my son"-optional)

stroked to cracker (my son) by ch April 12, 2004

Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe 

Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe

Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe

Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

beef stroked 

To get your man handle rubbed on by a lady.

Dude, grant is going to whip out his dude meat and get his beef stroked by rachel tonight.

beef stroked by -taters- June 21, 2006