stretched too thin 

When something is stretched too thin, it is unbearable or uncomfortable. Stretch too thin is also said of a person who tries to do many things at the same time and cannot give enought time or attention to any of them

I'm burdened with my solitude, stretched too thin to bear.
I realized I've been spreading myself too thin, so I resigned as secretary of the golf club

stretched too thin by Samon Biaou May 30, 2006

Stretched to My Ears

A phrase used by a male or female to describe the quality of the anal or vaginal pounding they received.

Sandy: Hi Carla. How was your date last night with Roger.
Carla: It was great. I am Stretched to My Ears. I can barely walk today.

Stretched to My Ears by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2015

stretched ears 

Stretched ears are when a person has stretched their ear lobes to the size that they desire. Stretched ears can go up to 3" and even beyond that sometimes. They are NOT called "gauging/gauges" despite what anyone says, it's called stretching. A gauge is just the measurement. "Stretching" is to "gauging" as "timing" is to "minuting/houring". If you go into forums for the community of modded people online and say "gauges" they will call you a n00b and probably troll you for not knowing shit.

If you don't stretch your lobes properly it will result in a blowout AKA Cat ass, where your ear literally resembles a floppy anus. It's not attractive. Be patient and do it right.

N00b: "guise, I need advice on my gauges.. I just went up 3 sizes in 2 days and my ears are really red and bleeding and sore!

Non-N00b: First of all, it's not gauging, it's stretching/stretched ears. Second of all, take them out of your ears you've obviously had a blowout, and once they heal your ears will resemble an asshole. You never go up 3 sizes in two days you fucking n00b. Don't even try stretching again."

stretched ears by SomethingDarksided December 21, 2013

stretched pants 

When a male gets hard/erection and it's starts to poke out on the side of one of his legs.

Dude, get rid of them stretched pants, i dont wanna see it
but i bet she does.

stretched pants by Taylor... November 14, 2005

stretched out 

After copious amounts of sex, the resultant condition of the vagina. Also can be used to threaten someone, "trying to get stretched out?", or as a term of defeat, "that chemistry test stretched me out." Furthermore, used as a warning if someone is entering a dangerous situation, "don't get stretched out!!" In extreme cases, also used as a successful pick up line, "what up girl, trying to get stretched out?"

Example 1:
Tom: Yo guy, is it cool if I have sex with my girl on your bed this weekend while you are in Arizona?

Nick: Ya, sure, if you wanna get stretched out.

Tom: Not at all, but I'll be the one doing the stretching.

Example 2:
Tom: Yo Mo, how was that all-you-can-eat buffet?

Mo: I stretched that bitch out!

Example 3:
Naomi: Hey, I heard that frat guys have huge dicks, specifically Delts.

Andrea: Ya, they will definitely stretch you out!

Naomi: Yes, I do dig.

stretched out by Klub300 May 31, 2009

stretched out whore

A woman whose pussy has been pounded so much that fucking her would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

I finally got to nail Cathy the other night. I never knew what a stretched out whore she was, cause her beef curtains were hanging down to the ground.

stretched out whore by Mike -Hunt January 11, 2008

Stretched Ham 

A gaping anus. Achieved through fisting or sexual penetration with a girthy cock or sex toy. See gaping.

Rachel had some stretched ham when I left last night.

Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.

Stretched Ham by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018