star trek 

a show starting 10 years before a small bearded rip off merchant took japanese films and transported them into the past in another galaxy far far away. the progenitor of every science fiction space battle type film. the best god damn mofo tv program on earth, watched by more people over the years than wannabee java sipping yuppies who think "friends" is funny and based on real life.

(klingon to cardasian) today is a good day to die.
(cardasian to klingon) fuck that star trek is on.

star trek by da original playa July 28, 2008

Star Trek 

The show that proves that all you need to look like an alien is a small lump of clay attached to your head.

The Whole Show "Star Trek"

Star Trek by TODDWISE January 28, 2009

Star Trek 

A show that normal people grew up watching. It rocks so much and the only thing that beats it is LOTR. Star Trek is a amazing show for smart and creative people. If you say dumb, your dumb and should probbaly get an imagination. Or a life. Not all people that watch the show are nerds, live with their parents, or are fat. In fact, only beyond cool people watch it. SO THERE!

By the way, The Next Generation is the best. Worf is the best, Picard is the best captain, and Enterprise is a shitty knockoff.

OMG STAR TREK IS ON! YES!
I LOVE DATA, PICARD AND WORF. Jonthan Frakes needs to learn how to act. Marina Cirtis needs to put some clothes on.

Star Trek by Elisabeth Sherman November 24, 2004

Star Trek 

Television series.

Premise; They use fake science words and stuff happens in space. Bonus, each episode features a moral to learn from at the end of the episode.

Drew, did you see how they used the hypersonic-gammaflange on last night's episode of Star Trek?

Star Trek by Fubia February 23, 2020

star trek 

a show starting 10 years before a small bearded rip off merchant took japanese films and transported them into the past in another galaxy far far away. the progenitor of every science fiction space battle type film. the best god damn mofo tv program on earth, watched by more people over the years than wannabee java sipping yuppies who think "friends" is funny and based on real life.

(klingon to cardasian) today is a good day to die.
(cardasian to klingon) fuck that star trek is on.

star trek by da original playa June 11, 2006

star trek 

A TV show. Nothing more. Nothing less.

One who has "Lord Cthulu" for their name likely will only score with the worm itself. Star Trek is much better than that.

star trek by dghdsjf July 28, 2003

Star Trek 

Star Trek is a series of TV shows were a bunch of Americans travel troughout the universe encountering garish aliens who speak perfect English. Said encounter between the space gringos and the aliens results in cosmic-sized heaps of trouble, and the gringos are only able to avoid being vaporized in the last possible second.

However, instead of learning their lesson and trying to stay out of mortal danger, a week later they're once again ass-deep in trouble.

Sample dialog in Star Trek:

Mr. Spock: "Captain, we're all about to DIE!!!
Captain: Wait, how long do we have till the top of the hour?
Mr. Spock: "About 43 minutes"
Captain: "Don't worry, we still have 42 minutes to come up with something"

Star Trek by el santos April 9, 2006