Spatter Khak's

Khaki pants that have been slightly soiled after standing too close to a urinal or bathroom sink.

Nice Jim, I see you're rocking the spatter khak's today. Also, it smells like you may have had too much asparagus for dinner last night.

Spatter Khak's by TacomaBeags March 15, 2011

spatter paint 

result/s of explosive diarrhea on and around a toilet -also, a type of elementary school art involving screen frames, paint, forms and toothbrushes -loose air-brushing

john was grumbling as he cleaned someones' spatter paint

spatter paint by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

spatter effect 

The unpleasant ricocheting of piss that often results from peeing in a urinal.

"Dude why are my pants all damp around my knees?"
"These urinals must cause a terrible spatter effect."

spatter effect by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

Keurig Spatter 

a violent shit, or poop, that resembles both the sound made by a keurig when dispensing coffee, and the viscosity of the fluid exiting the keurig machine.

it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm

it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.

After eating 20 small candies that I later found out were laxatives, I keurig spattered all over the toilet.

Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!

Keurig Spatter by Tight guy man Jones October 5, 2011

Ass Spatter 

When somebody in your office building sprays fecal matter on the adjacent shower partition.

Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder!

Ass Spatter by MJH3 January 11, 2010

Cabra spatter 

The barnacles caught bye one's underwear after a slip of an unsuspecting anal cough.. the Cabra spatter is a term required as reference intended to be used when someone is judging the spread density and stank of the wind smear or aka now known as the Cabra spatter

Excuse me there middle aged woman I couldn't help but notice you were walking a little funny would it be rude of me to suggest. That you need not be embarrassed.. 4 now there is a term that has given freedom to those suffering from this emotion... So give us a gander at your Cabra spatter so I can post it for all our followers on the Cabra spatter Facebook page to judge freely..congratulations.

Cabra spatter by Wordney smith August 24, 2019

poo spatter 

When you fart and it puts a 'paintbrush flick' mark on your boxers/thong. Alternativly you could do it in the shower up against the tiles for cheap thrills and the funniest noise in the world, for desired effects spread cheeks.

I was in the shower, and i had the urge, so i spread my cheeks and poo spattered all over the tiles

poo spatter by Josh January 31, 2005