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spacial orientation 

The term spacial orientation is a psycho-physiologic term used to describe conscious movement of the human body within all planes of motion simultaneously. The most difficult of movements would be to be upside down, back wards, and rotating in fluid motion. Such movements are seen in aerial trapeze, stunt aircraft flying, sky diving, and in all of extreme sport events, as skateboarding, snowboarding, BMX, Inline Rollerblading, and Motocross. It is not understood how the human mind can control the body in real-time with such precision in 3-D motion. The amount of mathematical computations to achieve such movements of an amorphous mass as the human body in real-time is astronomical.
An extreme sport requires a very high degree of skill in the art of spacial orientation.
spacial orientation by Guido1 March 6, 2008

spacial profiling

when you have an empty seat next to you on the plane, and you watch everyone getting on board, hoping no fat people sit next to you.
"Dude, I scored a nice window seat on my 6 hour flight, but a fat man ended up sitting in the middle seat next to me. I didn't even see him coming."
"Weren't you spacial profiling?"
spacial profiling by Bryson Taylor January 21, 2010

Spacial Nut 

When you NUT so hard, the semen doesn't appear until 5 minutes after. You will nut, but the semen will be trapped between time and space for 5 minutes, before reappearing in the position where you busted you nut.
Jesus: Oh shit, I accidentally Spacial Nutted again. I'd better leave before my semen appears.

*5 minutes later*

José: Oh my god jesus what the fuck is this where did it come from?!
Spacial Nut by Spoom1901 August 19, 2019

Spacial Profiling

Much like racial profiling except towards obese people. Discriminating against fat people.
"Yo, tell that fat b!tch that she's gonna have to drop some weight b/f she puts on this uniform. I don't care if it's spacial profiling or how good she is, she's fat!!'

Spacial Awareness

: developed skills to see and remember a physical space or emotional space before it transpires.
With eyes closed, he was able to navigate around his home using his spacial awareness; a memory of each item's unique scale and shape so that even though he was losing his sight, he could still use his memory.
Spacial Awareness by MingoJetOhio February 9, 2021

SDD - Spacial Distribution Disorder

The disorder of not knowing where your body ends and other things begin, which often results in running into doors, walls and coffee tables. You can identify a sufferer by the bruises on their arms and legs.
John isn't a clutz he suffers from SDD - Spacial Distribution Disorder.