somerset berkley high school 

the school is super nice but everyone in it is ugly. the teachers are somewhat okay and the sports team is pretty good but everything else sucks. people will randomly get mullets idk it’s weird.

wow somerset berkley high school smells sour like funky.

somerset berkley high school by sourlikefunky May 19, 2021

somerset academy pembroke pines 

A school in Pembroke Pines near Everglades, characterized by children who use terms such as snapped, love that and tea sis. Let’s not forget that everyone there is basically a reincarnation of James Charles, even the guys. To be honest, pretty good looking people go here, including all the athletic guys. Other than that, it’s not a bad school and doesn’t have too much drama, except for literally one girl in the entire school. Everyone at this school is also from a semi-wealthy family, and gives off really white vibes, except not everyone is white in pigment.

Person #1: “Yo dawg, this is so sick. You snapped on that Instagram post!”
Person #2: “Excuse me? Oh, you must be from Somerset Academy. I’m shook sis.”
Somerset Academy Pembroke Pines: A school where everyone acts gay, and everyone is also very attractive.

somerset academy pembroke pines by Hahathatsnappedddd April 16, 2019

Somerset and Kensington 

N. A Philadelphia L-train stop that is notorious for it's open air drug market. Before even leaving the platform, one can hear addicts shouting "Works!"

If you come down they will try to sell you clean needles (works) or take you to the heroin dealer. The market is entirely open-air and is one of the reasons Philadelphia is hopeless, angry, and no longer the city of brotherly love,

Somerset and Kensington is a dangerous place.

Somerset and Kensington by robbieboy74 November 16, 2009

Somerset Toffee Apple 

An act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.

Supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the Somerset Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante

Somerset Toffee Apple by 535 January 10, 2012

Wellington, Somerset

Chav city tbh.

Wellington, Somerset. Maybe Taunton a tad bit.

Wellington, Somerset by flubbadubbafish February 3, 2013

Somerset Academy Canyons 

A shitty ass school filled with a bunch of white, redneck, homophobic boys who call everyone gay and a faggot, but behind the scenes, love to mess with each other’s assholes. Also happens to inhabit white girls who think they’re black and Hispanic girls who think they’re white and also say faggot. Might just happen to be filled with teachers who think they’re students too!

Damn, Jamie is going to Somerset Academy Canyons! I feel so bad for him dude.

Somerset Academy Canyons by keepingitundercoverpt1 October 27, 2018

Somerset 

noun (Sum-ehr-seht): The best county in England and the origin of cider and the word grrt (meaning great or large). Never should the word be used to describe cock, seeing as the people are the possibly the best people on the planet, bar Jamaicans.

Going to Somerset? They do good home-brewed cider, if that tempts you?

Somerset by Josh Turnbull July 6, 2005