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solarbeam 

the most sick-tit grass type move in the Pokemon world, as well as the real world, even though it has to gather sunlight on the first turn. It is the master maneuver of the grass Pokemon Venusaur, though other n_gg_rf_gg_t Pokemon also learn it. Many weaksauce trainers use TM22 to teach venusaur solarbeam, because they lack the necessary genitalia to raise it to level 65. A solarbeam is comparable to the sun's orgasm, with the turn to take in sunlight representing the stimulation leading up to the climax. However. if Groudon's effect or sunny day has been used, solarbeam can be used without having to absorb sunlight.
Venusaur, solarbeam the dick off of that dickmuncher!

Look at that Venusaur...it doesn't even know solarbeam. I'll bet you $10 that his trainer doesn't have any balls.

Was that a solarbeam attack, or did the sun just have an orgasm?

OMG sunny day is in effect! I can use solarbeam every turn now. That's the tits!
solarbeam by gdogmanatee October 21, 2009
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Solar Powered Girl 

The type of jawdroppingly attractive girl you see on a hot day when the sun comes out. Never seen or heard in a drab environment, the Solar Powered Girl is simply evoked by cloudless skies and hot weather. Often causing much cooing and elbow nudging, they can be hazardous to men driving vehicles, particularly white vans.

Many women not quite on the same level as a Solar Powered Girl regularly attempt to disguise themselves as one by wearing large, face-hiding sunglasses.
Example 1.

Guy 1: "Weather's looking awesome...there's bound to be some Solar Powered Girls out today!"

Guy 2: "Yeah but take care we may see a few decievers out there".

Example 2.
*BEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
(Everyone turns around to see the source of loud noise)

"It's just some white van driver beeping his horn at the Solar Powered Girls."

Soaryn System 

In Minecraft A randomly placed rather small Applied energistics system that contains random junk and or tools that at some point may be helpful.
"Soaryn what is this thing in the middle of our base?" "A Soaryn System :D"
Soaryn System by MasterMcfee August 22, 2014

Solar Bowls 

The term refers to using a magnifying lens or fresnel lens to lite a bowl or bong of Marijuana. Instead of a lighter, use a magnifying glass. By positioning the lens at the right spot between the bowl and the sun, you can smoke your herb without inhaling the nasty butane chemicals associated with lighters.

There are benefits to smoking the solar way. First and foremost is taste. Secondly,a Solar Bowl burns clean and tasty to the end and you can get green hits right up to the last toke. Thirdly, by moving the beam of sunlight around the surface of the nugget at the right speed, you can actually vapourize the bud very effectively.

Solar bowl puffing is also very efficient. A bowl smoked with the solar method goes much farther, due to the fact that you are not torching the entire bowl with a huge flame. You are simply “vaporizing” one little spot with an intense beam of light. A bowl smoked with the solar method goes around at least twice as many times as a bowl smoked with a lighter.

Another benefit of solar bowl puffing is that the wind is no longer an issue as the wind becomes irrelevant when you smoke using the solar method.
Person A: Lets go do some Solar Bowls out in the fresh air

Person B: Hell yeah, toking with the power of the sun!
Solar Bowls by TheMadBonger April 1, 2007

solar flurr 

The blinding beam of light created when rays from the sun hit Soulja Boy's chain. Only possible while your speakers are going Hammer. The empirical opposite of a polar burr.
Ice game, cold as a polar burr
Sun hit my chain watch it make a solar flurr
solar flurr by OG Mudurr March 26, 2013

Salary Thief

A salary thief is someone who receives a salary from a company but has no intention of giving anything of value in return.
"He is a waster..."
"He would look for any information to have something over other people"
"A pineapple sitting in his chair would be more productive than he is"
"He is like a broken pencil..... Pointless"
"He is a salary thief...."
Salary Thief by say it as it is January 9, 2015