Soaping the Pope

The accidental act of getting soap stuck in the urethra of an uncircumsized penis ; as an erect uncircumsized penis resembles the hat of a pope.

Steve, what was all that noise coming from the bathroom?

Well mom, I was taking a shower, and i accidentally soaped the pope!

Word: Soaping the Pope

Soaping the Pope by ThePopeSoaper March 12, 2011

Soaping Wet

When you get out of the bathtub to get a snack and you’re covered in soap suds.

She got out of the bathtub without toweling off to get a snack and was soaping wet.

Soaping Wet by AmyLane July 19, 2023

Soaping Tits 

Any act of lathering soap and applying them to the female breast, in or out of the shower, as long as they are bare breasts. Also, there is no credit if there are man boobs.

Young Man, "Excuse me, but would you like me to soap your tits?"

'or'

"Damn I'd love to soap those tits!"

'or'

"Last night, when I was soaping tits..."

Soaping Tits by C_Ville October 29, 2008

soaping the dog 

while you're fucking a hot guy or girl.... the putting of the entire male genital package into the orifice in question. More of a challenge for gays because of the unique expansive powers of the cunt. Named bacause of its near impossibility.

After the football game last night elephant cocked andrew soaped the dog with tight little james while the rest of the guys banged each other and themselves off.

soaping the dog by fb December 31, 2004

Lawn Soaping

Emptying an entire bottle of shampoo/bubble bath/liquid soap in one's asshole and then jamming a garden hose on the "jet" setting into the asshole to create bubbles. Usually done on one's lawn.

CactusUpMyAss is not responsible for any anal injury as a result of Lawn Soaping.

Lawn Soaping by cactusupmyass December 17, 2019

mouth soaping 

A punishment for using bad language, where the offender's mouth is washed out with soap.

I said litchy, so I'm the unlucky victim of mouth soaping.

mouth soaping by litchy August 17, 2007

Dry soaping 

The act of bathing using only soap and no water.

I'm allergic to shower water so I have to resort to dry soaping.

Dry soaping by THAT_ECHHH December 7, 2018