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Snutch Oven

noun, verb: Based on the term dutch oven, to fart underneath the covers. It is the act of farting beneath your Snuggie, the blanket with sleeves, then pulling the Snuggie over your head forcing yourself to smell it.
"You know you love the smell of your own flatulence, you're always giving yourself a snutch oven."

"The only reason I would ever wear something as lame as the Snuggie is just so I could eat beans and snutch oven myself."
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grab-a-snatch 

the grappling of a person's genitalia (by oneself or another); if such grabbing is unwanted or unsolicited, then it constitutes a sexual assault

cf Donald Trump: "... grab them by the pussy..."
Trump bragged he often committed grab-a-snatch assaults on women he found attractive.
grab-a-snatch by Eppypotamus June 23, 2019

SNATCHATWAT 

A licked twat with bite.
Snatchatwat: When you lick a twat and it snatches you back.
SNATCHATWAT by cornchu April 8, 2017

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The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.
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Thatch Snatch 

A vagina that is comparable to Margaret Thatcher's. Not the alive and well Margaret Thatcher Snatch, the dead and rotting Margaret Thatcher snatch. Hence the term, Thatch Snatch.
Becky smells like you got a little Thatch Snatch going on down there.

bald snatch 

A completely shaved adult pubis
Veronica: " I going to take a razor to my female and have a bald snatch".
Cynthia: "Wea - I know guys find a bald snatch a major turn-on".
bald snatch by Mr.Tissue February 22, 2018