book sniffing 

1. Breathing in the sent of a book; often done in secret.
2. How book nerds get high.

Gerald likes book sniffing at lunchtime. It makes Gerald happy!

book sniffing by CakeforFlowers March 9, 2017

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic 

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic by Arkaaito December 9, 2008

Snuffeling

The act of going to 'De Snuffel' in Bruges and getting pissdrunk, telling alot of shameful secrets (mostly about sex).

21-22: Happy Hour

Nerynck: 'Wanna go Snuffeling tonight?'
Cornelis: 'FUCK YEAH BITCH!'

Snuffeling by HSK'er March 5, 2011

Snailing 

The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.

Ashley: Our boss is a dick!
Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!

Snailing by Bertha1548 March 8, 2014

Sniffing My Dick 

All up in my business

Dude! Quit sniffing my dick, man!

Dude, Ms.Brinkmann was totally sniffing today!

Sniffing My Dick by Jelly Jensen September 30, 2008

jock sniffing 

Jock sniffing, or jocksniffing is a practice involving the inhalation of odors from unlaundered jockstraps for the purpose of erotic stimulation.

The coach caught Adam jock sniffing in the locker room.

jock sniffing by football king November 21, 2007

Sniffing Duck 

When, after taking a dump, the person using the toilet sniffs his horrid crap to stall when a person is waiting for them to finish up

Oh man! I really needed to use that stall but that guy pooping was such a sniffing duck to me!

Sniffing Duck by idkwutmynameis April 25, 2011