Speaking Computer

The language of a person when they lag so hard while on FaceTime or zoom that only computer noises are heard when they speak.

I can't hear a thing you just fucking said, you're speaking computer

Speaking Computer by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020

sneaking wind 

A term for the artful practice of quietly farting.

In order to stay under the flatulence radar, he was always sneaking wind!

sneaking wind by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

speaking cursive 

when someone is so drunk and slurring their words, that if you wrote it down it wouldn't be in print it would be in cursive writing.

Last night Joe was so drunk, i couldn't understand him. It was like he was speaking cursive.

speaking cursive by danceteach February 11, 2010

Speaking Cursive 

The fake, imitation accent people do to sound like indie singers when they sing. Often when people speak cursive the words are slurred, and hard to understand.

I totally sounded like Halsey when I was speaking cursive.

Speaking Cursive by jawanna blowme? February 28, 2020

Speaking cursive 

When someone talks the way that Grace Vanderwaal sings

-Yo, how can I annoy my girl
-Just start speaking cursive like “gRaCe VaNdERwaAl”

Speaking cursive by twentyfivehundred February 28, 2020

Jumeirah English Speaking School

A school in Dubai that is clapped and has a bunch of white thots that are the cringy as fuck. The school only cares about sports and winning.

person: i go to jumeirah english speaking school
other person: ew thot

Jumeirah English Speaking School by theogurbaner November 28, 2019

speaking moistly 

To speak to a Canadian within a two-metre radius of yourself as specks of spittle fly from your lips.

Sylvester the Cat (speaking moistly): Ith that man a medical exthpert? He thath he ithn't tho I don't think he ith.
Justin Trudeau: Ugh. What a terrible image.

speaking moistly by Cobra Chicken Wrangler April 10, 2020