chap smearing 

The act of smearing chapstick over a lightglobe, turning it on, and watching it melt. Done by people with no life and too much chapstick. Mainly sugar-high teens

Whoah...that is some pretty hardcore melting
yeah, this is chap smearing to the extreme.

chap smearing by Mullac February 29, 2008

smearing 

Blatantly ignoring somebody on social networks by using emojis or stickers as a reply.

I've never had a full conversation with Brittany, she's always smearing! *smh*

smearing by Ionlemonpoo September 4, 2014

Smegging 

Sending randomized signals to the router to act as a jamming method in order to protect against Air-Gap attacks from cell phones that attempt to use the memory bus as a radio antenna.

As long as we're smegging the network, the Israeli spies will never complete their Air-Gap offensive, even if malware exists on our machine!

Smegging by Clickity Hack September 15, 2015

Smeaking 

A ritual in which guys are just being dudes

Did you hear me and the boys were smeaking last night?

Smeaking by Andd2112 June 26, 2019

poop smearing

While having sex you finger the girls ass and make sure to get her poo on your finger. When ready, you pull out (before during or after cumming as it does not matter.) and smear her poo from one cheek, across her lips to the other cheek. When she gets mad at you, simply ask "Why So Serious?"

Bob: Hey did you fuck anyone last night?
Stan: Yeah bro, I hooked up with this one chick. Idk her name, but it didnt matter when I did the poop smearing

poop smearing by Mentch12 January 5, 2013

Smeging 

The act of dripping one's smega upon another's forehead (usually performed when the victim is unconscious)

Smegzaib strikes again with another a mass special needs school smeging

Smeging by Smegzaib Leaver December 4, 2021

Bro smearing 

Replacing a word or syllable with "bro" as a way of dismissing it as categorically synonymous with douchebaggery without actually having to address its substance

Person #1: I'm pro-choice.
Person #2: You mean BRO-choice?
Person #1: Bro smearing is so intellectually lazy.

Bro smearing by UnfrozenCaveman June 26, 2016