Nerf singed 

Definition: When singed needs a nerf so bad that hashinshin goes on a 90 second mental breakdown about it, saying nerfed singed over 50 times.

hashinshin: nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed he has the highest winrate and pickrate in top.
nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed fling is garbage and completely stops lane interraction.
nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed its been like this the entire season since they removed fervor of battle. nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed.

Nerf singed by Kostas011969 May 28, 2019

Singledoom

Singledoom is the level below singledom which is "the state of being unmarried or not involved in a long-term relationship".

Singledoom is the seemingly infinite state of being single while all your friends hook up, make you sick with copious PDA, marry, breed, are rarely seen again seemingly too captivated by their attached bliss to appear, except at their wedding or baby showers; while you remain dateless, sexless and happy couples encourage you to "put yourself out there" whilst referring to you as bitter behind your back.

Singledoom is crapola and I will throw rotten persimmons at the next newly 'we are so in love couple' who can't take it home to start the touchy touch makeout. BARF.

Singledoom by whatevesy Bevsy March 1, 2011

singed pubes 

Burning your pubic hair down to the nubs.

Aw fuck I singed my pubes with my lighter!

singed pubes by Spencer P. August 10, 2004

Singledumb 

The mindless choices people make when single.

I thought the guy who tried to mug me in the alley was kinda cute, and I was newly enjoying my singledumb, so I took him home that night and he stole my laptop and mini-fridge, too!

Singledumb by Yael Greene March 10, 2010

Singhe 

A smart kid but probably can't get any play.

Girl 1 - "Brooo Singhe is so weird. I just use him for my math homework."
Girl 2 - "Frrr."

Singhe by oliverhasamassivehorse January 18, 2022

Singled out mother 

Attractive single mom who flirts with a married man only to reject them once they divorce their wife. Generally a SOM has no attraction to the married man in question. Many times the SOM was very clear she had no interest but the man can’t handle the reality and leaves his wife anyway.

My friend left his wife for a singled out mother who ran the minute he was available

Singled out mother by Lifecoach to the stars March 17, 2022

singed minge 

a vagina with its pubic hair shaved

i wonder if Britney has a singed minge?

singed minge by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003