shwastypants 

The point of intoxication that can only be described by a mangled form of the word wasted concatenated with an article of clothing to further emphasize the original meaning.

Steph decided that Jimmy was shwastypants when he began vomiting profusely in a friend's car on the drive home from the bar.

shwastypants by you would like to know July 18, 2006

Shwastered 

it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.

when i got back home i was totally shwastered, and couldn't bang this chick

Shwastered by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009

Shawasted 

So drunk you dont even know how to put it into real words.

We were so shawasted lastnight. I dont remeber anythingg!

Shawasted by Knowittxx June 20, 2009

Patrick Schwastey 

When you are so drunk and wasted you start to feel like you are a ghost. Just like Patrick Swayze in Ghost.

Dude, after that 8th shot of tequila I was so Patrick Schwastey.

Patrick Schwastey by Wastey Face January 7, 2011

shwater fairy 

A fairy that lives primarily in toilets and sewers.

Dude, there is a huge shwater fairy sitting on your toilet bowl.

shwater fairy by Haje June 11, 2010

shasterbate 

shitting while masterbating

person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"

shasterbate by shexcelent December 1, 2009

Swasted 

to be wasted out of your mind

I'm so swasted right now!

Swasted by wasian24 June 10, 2010