shuff-a-long 

The teenagers in a high school hallway who always happen to be walking right in front of you...VERY SLOWLY. Typically when you are on your way to a major class.

Greg: Sorry, Miss Piontek! I would've made it to English class faster if I wasn't stuck behind a herd of shuff-a-longs.

shuff-a-long by Sapphy May 4, 2009

shuff monkey 

A shuff monkey is a fictional character which was made to scare little children in the 1920's. Basically, it is a small monkey which lives up your anus and is meant to keep you awake at night by making odd monkey sounds.

Do not steal otherwise you'll get a visit from the shuff Monkey!

shuff monkey by miniray April 13, 2009

Shit Shuff 

When one selects shuffle on their iPod, only to hear a poor endless list of songs. Usually, these songs are least favored on the iPod, or are very unsuiting to the occasion of the shuffle.

Tom: Dude hurry up. Pretty soon its gonna get real hot out. I wanna get this morning jog over with!

Tim: Alright chill out. I'm dealing with a major Shit Shuff right now! All I'm hearing is christmas music and very unmotivational jazz.

Shit Shuff by The Big Bad Brandon December 8, 2009

One Thrust Shuff 

One thrust shuff: that awkward sexual encounter (frequently going hand in hand with losin it) when a penis enters the vaginal area for about .10 seconds (hence the "one thrust") and then proceeds to exit and terminate the sex act. Not to be confused with a beej smeej.

"Wow I just had sex for the first time. Is it supposed to be such a short little dance?"

"Ooooh sounds like you just had a one thrust shuff!"

One Thrust Shuff by winghizzieballa January 8, 2012

Naw Shuff 

Anagram. Generally the opposite meaning of the phrase "Sho Nuff". A sad expression used upon the realization of unfortunate circumstances.

Doctor: "Sir. Your hamster has tested positive for HIV."
Hamster Man: "Naw Shuff... :("

Naw Shuff by Dethday June 12, 2013

Bill Shuff

She’ll buff

Denton when he fucked up our project, “Bill Shuff”

Bill Shuff by dentonpeil October 18, 2022

pinched cheek shuffle 

Quickest way to bathroom after shwarning because if you try to run you will shit your pants.

The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.

pinched cheek shuffle by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016