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Pineapple shelving

A person who makes themselves the centre of attention. Ruins a party by showing off doing pineapple tricks. Basically nobody likes them yet they have dedicated fans who devote their lives to them. Cant sing at all. Likes Girls on Horses.
'Hey Did you hear Steve from all the B&S's is totally pineapple shelving now?'
'What as in shelving them? Pineapples?'
'Yeah it all started when he started putting lipgloss on and liking girls on horses'
'Wow, I never really liked him anyways tho hey, and that girl whos always with him, what is she 100 years old?'
'Yeah and the chick who has devoted her whole car to him'
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gut shelving 

Placing your fat beer belly on the back of a women during doggy style sex to relieve pressure on the knees.
Guy1: My knees have been killing me lately during doggy style coitus.
Guy2: You should really try gut shelving to relieve the pressure on your knees, mate.
gut shelving by ThatJO February 2, 2018

top shelving 

taking a shit in the tank of a toilet. a tactic for getting back at terrible landlords
My landlord was being a real dick so I pissed on his sofa and now im top shelving him!!
top shelving by htownbound November 7, 2013

Top-shelving 

When you pop a dip dipping tobacco in your upper lip.
His lower tray was raw so he embraced top-shelving a beaver pinch.
Top-shelving by hilarioyo January 21, 2016

gut shelving 

Placing your fat beer belly on the backside of a desperate stripper in order to perform mediocre coitus.
Guy 1: Man my knees have been really hurting when I do doggy to those slutty strippers.
Guy 2: Brah, you need to be gut shelving those strippers it's done wonders for my knees.
gut shelving by ThatJO May 4, 2018

Book shelving

When you double stack two penises Oreo style.
Stay away son, them mfs book shelving.
Book shelving by Moto_ September 15, 2021

shelfing it 

To insert an ecstacy pill into your anus.
'Are you shelfing it tonight?', or 'Have you ever shelfed it?'
shelfing it by Alex Lumb April 23, 2008