Seabassacock
a term used to describe someone who is not very good and that you are better than them. they are a special type of cock
Seabassacock by seabassa July 3, 2009
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Majestic Seabass
A sexual act consisting of allowing Ryan Simpson to oil up your body and striking you violently with his penis.
The Majestic Seabass is a sexual maneuver performed originally by Ryan Simpson. However, it has been widely recognized by popular trend to still currently only be performed by Ryan Simpson. A Majestic Seabass must always be capitalized by written text because it is a proper name for Ryan Simpson's genatalia. To render the letters lower-case is a vile act of degradation to Ryan Simpson's cock. The Majestic Seabass is an act of gratification and pleasure only given to the performer and not the receiver. Receivers of the Majestic Seabass may end up smelling like fish because of the popularly recognized rumor that Ryan Simpson's penis smells like fish - and arguably: Seabass. With a penis that smells like Seabass and a name like 'Majestic Seabass', how can one go wrong?
The Majestic Seabass is a sexual maneuver performed originally by Ryan Simpson. However, it has been widely recognized by popular trend to still currently only be performed by Ryan Simpson. A Majestic Seabass must always be capitalized by written text because it is a proper name for Ryan Simpson's genatalia. To render the letters lower-case is a vile act of degradation to Ryan Simpson's cock. The Majestic Seabass is an act of gratification and pleasure only given to the performer and not the receiver. Receivers of the Majestic Seabass may end up smelling like fish because of the popularly recognized rumor that Ryan Simpson's penis smells like fish - and arguably: Seabass. With a penis that smells like Seabass and a name like 'Majestic Seabass', how can one go wrong?
Adelle: Oh, well, hello. What brings you to my bedroom at such a quaint time?
Joseph: Oh, nothing, my dear. Fancy meeting you here.
Adelle: Your sentiments have been reciprocated dear friend. Would you mind majestically seabassing me all over?
Joseph: You have tarnished the good name of the Majestic Seabass by speaking it in lower case! May the power of Majestic Seabass compel you!! *buffets Adelle with penis after oiling her up*
Now, would you like a sloppy falafel?
Joseph: Oh, nothing, my dear. Fancy meeting you here.
Adelle: Your sentiments have been reciprocated dear friend. Would you mind majestically seabassing me all over?
Joseph: You have tarnished the good name of the Majestic Seabass by speaking it in lower case! May the power of Majestic Seabass compel you!! *buffets Adelle with penis after oiling her up*
Now, would you like a sloppy falafel?
Majestic Seabass by Ralphyy Ashinn November 10, 2010
seabass sauna
a particularly odourous vagina caused by excessive heat around the crotch area. a common problem for women in; hot weather and/or man made polyester undergarments.
sheesh! Serena babby, i've been wearing these plastic panties so long its like a seabass sauna in my region de gash!
seabass sauna by melvin cottervich January 28, 2007
Seabassing
When a person assumes that someone who's less than attractive (as per beauty standards) is catfishing them, therefore creating a very confusing compliment.
"George is totally seabassing me, there is no way that lovely pizza faced gremlin can be an actual person, he's so dreamy!"
Seabassing by Postmortalrejection July 11, 2020
SeaBass (Animal Crossing)
A seabass is the fucking worst goddam fish in the Animal Crossing games, It never will leave your island or your nightmares. Just when you thought you got a oarfish, BOOM fucking seabass.
Person 1: Dude Ima catch this big fish
Person 2: It's going to be a seabass (Animal Crossing)
Person1: Fuck it's a seabass
Person 2: It's going to be a seabass (Animal Crossing)
Person1: Fuck it's a seabass
SeaBass (Animal Crossing) by Blue Mario June 5, 2020
Seabass moment
The phrase "Seabass Moment" is used to express extreme displeasure within a certain time frame relevant to when it's said.
Seabass moment by UmbraOfPlayr September 26, 2021