Schlong 

A penis that is unusually thick and long in length

Schlong by Anonymous October 4, 2003

schlong 

(normally considered vulgar) penis (from Yiddish; shlang 'snake'; cf. German schlange) - the Oxford American Dictionary; a Yiddish word, common to what is known as the New York City dialect of the English language

Mary: "Check out the bulge in that dude's pants!"
Anne: "That's either a pair of socks in his shorts, or he's got one-hell-of-a schlong!"

schlong by WitsEnd December 30, 2008

Schlong 

Also spelled "Shlong", Schlong refers to a to the penis in general, but usually an exceptionally long penis, but one that lacks in girth

Friend: "Wow, your schlong is huge!"
Me: "Yeah, but it's too skinny"

Schlong by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Schlong 

A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."

He pees ands ejaculates from his schlong.

Schlong by zoltar July 1, 2003

schlong 

Funny word for penis.

Tyler takes the schlong all night long...

schlong by dick November 17, 2003

Schlong 

An extremely long penis with considerable girth.

That Bailey has a massive schlong.

Schlong by Anonymouse269 January 14, 2014

Schlong 

A man's penis. Usually, the term schlong is used when the length of one's penis is over 6.9 inches.

The priest asked to see Lil-Kim-Jong's schlong. Afterward, the did the deed in the bathrooms.

Schlong by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019