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Schlong
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A penis
.
From the
German
"
schlange
" for "snake."
He
pees
ands ejaculates from his schlong.
Schlong
by
zoltar
July 1, 2003
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go career
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Get
married
"No shit man. She
said
'yes'...we're going career! I'm
gonna
be a
married
fucking man!!!"
go career
by
zoltar
June 19, 2003
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