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Schlong
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A
penis
.
From the
German
"schlange" for "
snake
."
He
pees
ands ejaculates from his schlong.
Schlong
by
zoltar
July 1, 2003
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go career
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married
"No shit man. She
said
'
yes
'...we're going career! I'm
gonna
be a married fucking man!!!"
go career
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zoltar
June 19, 2003
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