safely remove hardware 

The greatest joke in the history of Windows computers.

User: Copying files onto my USB flash drive...Ok I'm done. Taking out the flash drive now.
Windows: Please click the Safely Remove Hardware icon in the system tray and select the device you want to unplug or eject, and then click Stop. When Windows notifies you that it is safe to do—
User: -yanks out flash drive- fuck you!

safely remove hardware by xxdeathx January 7, 2013

SageLynn 

every nice and crazy girl, she’s very sassy and very kind when she wants to be. A sagelynn will be the best friend you have ever had or your worst enemy, you choose

“she looks like a sagelynn”

“cool”

SageLynn by abbbbby January 16, 2021

sabely 

Sabely is a loving girl! She is very weird, not the bad weird the good weird. The thing that she’s best in is being Sassy. The girl might make mistakes but she knows how to make it work. Not only funny and weird but she’s also Preety! Also her clout is real!

Boy #1: OMG! That girl is so Preety!

Boy#2: YOU’RE RIGHT SHE’S SO Preety. She gotta be a Sabely.

sabely by Noob_Queen September 22, 2018

to play safely 

To maintain sexual abstinence, or limit sexual encounters to the enjoyments of self masturbation.

Abstinence or self masturbation are the only choices for those who intend to play safely.

When Mary caught chlamydia from a sexual encounter with a one night stand, she realized that while there is such a thing as 'safer sex', the only way to play safely is through sexual abstinence or self masturbation.

to play safely by sinn0cent1 December 27, 2005

Saiely 

A Happy soul ,thrives for the real joy of people . Truthful and a faithful buddy.

Talkative and very proactive.
Working without self motive. Virtue on head -(Be good Be happy!)

Saiely is a simple girl.

Saiely by Mitrosms March 29, 2019

simp safely

don't think, just read and process. it is what it means. simp. safely!

Don't simp so hard you stop living life.

"bro I'm so sad broo, she dumped me!"
"simp safely bro :/"

simp safely by 1_1 August 31, 2020

to play safely 

To have sex using contraception.

Remember to play safely!

to play safely by Duuuuuuuuuuude November 19, 2005