Chump A: Man, I just paid the whore at the street corner for a handy with the last dime bag we've got... This urge just grow on me, I hate it but I love the moment when I was on the edge.
Chump B: Fuck. That's my last dime bag!
Get some help, call the SAA in the morning.
Chump A: What? Is still dark outside? Let me take another walk
in the hood.
(Walking in from front door)
Chump C: Dude!
You wouldn't believe this! I found this wig in the dumpster and put it on. Then this fucker walk up to me said he got a dime bag and need a tug, and I was like 'Sure, we ran out anyway'...
Chump B: ...
Chump A: Phone! NOW!