Quail Valley Insomnia 

A medical condition characterized by a person who has attended Quail Valley's inability to sleep and recurring dreams that follow the same pattern between multiple patients; dreaming of checking their phone to an Araque schoology post and a Morales assignment on Edmodo which results in them getting enough zeros in the grade book to fill a blackhole. This condition is believed to continue on past middle school and may have no cure.

Person 1 (Doctor): Your results have come in and I'm sorry to say it, but I'm afraid you have Quail Valley Insomnia
Person 2: That's such a bruh moment *hits a phat dab*

Quail Valley Insomnia by MegaMind37 May 25, 2019

Quaid 

A name of Irish origin which means "Powerful Ruler". Generally a boy's name.

Yo, yo, yo, dawg! Names Quaid!

Quaid by Qythero June 2, 2021

quaint 

1. (adj) attractive because of being unusual and especially old-fashioned

2. (adj) Quaint can also be used to show that you do not approve of something, especially an opinion, belief or way of behaving, because it is strange or old-fashioned

1. a quaint old cottage

2. "What a quaint idea!" she said, laughing at him.

quaint by Hesham Baidas January 23, 2014

Evi Quaid 

(adjective) referring to a woman who is acting crazy, paranoid and possibly violent

She found out he cheated on her, and then she got all Evi Quaid on his ass.

Evi Quaid by geniusburns December 24, 2010

Quainocerous 

An exceptionally large and typically blonde creature that has a particular passion for the 'rear-splay'. Of 2 varieties, the better known is the 'lesser spotted Quainocerous'; this creature is known for being aggressive, high maintenance and possessing skills in magic, this includes several sightings of the 'sea-gul'. This includes turning a clasped handful of air into a handful of warm, sticky white substance and throwing it all over itself.

Rich - "Shit Batman, is that a lesser spotted Quainocerous?"

Batman - "Yikes! It must be.... Wait! Is that Jack?!"

Rich - "Be-Jesus! It is. Typical him, going for the 'rear-splay' in full public view."

Batman - "Yucky! The Quainocerous has just 'sea-gulled' again. Dutty biatch."

Quainocerous by inevitablysplaying January 10, 2012

Quail Hunting 

To shoot somebody in the face using a powerful hunting weapon. The act must appear accidental and is preferably performed in the style of Dick Cheney.

Dude: Yo, word on the street is Duane is bangin that sweet ass bitch of your's.

You: Shit, man, I know. I'm gonna have to take that dumbass, motherfucka out quail hunting this weekend.

Quail Hunting by J.J. T. February 18, 2006

quaided 

to be felt up on a plane, and to kind of enjoy it

hey did you know that guy got quaided last week

quaided by miss SL March 30, 2009