Pregnosis 

1. The act of purchasing a home pregnancy kit in the hopes of trapping her baby's daddy into forking over his well-fair check
2. The act of finding out, by any means, if one is pregnant
3. The technical term used for the out come of a pregnency test.

Ex. Yo Bitch your Pregnosis best be negitive. We already have 6 kids

Pregnosis by Nyneduce April 27, 2006

pregnorexic 

A contraction of the words pregnant and anorexic referring to:

1 A woman that, despite being several months into pregnancy has not gained any wieght.

2 A condition usually experienced by slim women who refuse to eat in order to hide being pregnant for as long as possible.

Girl 1 : "Jen is 7 months pregnant and she doesn't even show yet!"
Giel 2 : "No kidding, she's pregnorexic. I mean, she acutally lost 10 pounds!"

pregnorexic by Nullpersona January 13, 2008

pregnophile

Someone attracted to pregnant women

The pregnophile only dated his knocked up girl friend for 9 months

pregnophile by dharma without greg November 12, 2009

pregnotaur

An ugly girl that gains weight seemingly overnight: going from being as ugly as a Minotaur to looking like a pregnant Minotaur: hence Pregnotaur.

The Pregnotaur IMd me or Holy crap! Noel is a Pregnotaur.

pregnotaur by Luis A. Márquez May 1, 2006

pregnog

A whitish, milky substance also known as semen used to disgrace women by covering their entire face in it. It can be injected into a filthy snatch, impregnating on contact with the ovulating eggs of a dirty, Mexican migrant-worker.

I pulled out and busted a fat load of pregnog all over that bitch's face.

That bitch drinks a warm cup of my pregnog on Christmas Eve.

Mrs. Clause always beats off Santa's huge serpent dong so she can get her a tall glass of pregnog to begin Christmas right.

pregnog by nastynigga August 30, 2009

pregnophile

Someone who is attracted to pregnant women.

Person 1 : I think I'm going to ask Julie out.
Person 2 : Isn't she pregnant? You are a total pregnophile.

pregnophile by 4321584652485 November 9, 2009

pregnophile

Pregnophilia is being sexually attracted to pregnant women.

I wanna bang that pregnant chick. I must be a pregnophile?

pregnophile by stimpy74 November 9, 2009