porncrastination 

much like procrastination except you are busy looking through porn

Matt: did you do your english homework
Kevin: nope, that porncrastination can really get a guy off task.
Matt: haha what a DUMBASS! you DUMBASS
kevin: ...darn you porncrastination and your alluring pictures...

porncrastination by Chilly Willy February 15, 2006

fake porning 

Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).

Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.

fake porning by Nukafoo March 24, 2014

Child Pornium

Cp, also know as Child Pornium has an atomic mass of 812. This mineral is the backbone of the Normacly civilization. Without Child Pornium collapse is immediate. Child Pornium launched an industrial revolution where mass-manufactured Child Porn became widespread to the Normalcians.

Keraunos: Well I'm, I'm, I guess I'm like bisexual because I'm attracted to some feminin males. (Talking about boys being the #1 Child Pornium)

Child Pornium by Mr. Furry December 1, 2022

pornacopia 

An over abundace of porn.

Jerry has a virtual pornacopia under his bed.

pornacopia by Teresa Marovich August 26, 2006

pornicopia 

A vast, localized source of pornography, such as an external 350 gig hard drive of porn rips, or a huge crate of dirty magazines.

"Gentlemen, I believe we have stumbled upon a veritable pornicopia!"

pornicopia by Anonymous March 28, 2004

Pornify

To make (or suggest) something sexual or pornographic that might not otherwise be.

Person 1: "Why must you always Pornify everything?"

Person 2: "Because I'm a horny fucker!"

Pornify by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007

Pornocchio 

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.

Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."

Pornocchio by Dreamz October 15, 2008