poopling 

A baby poop (or turd) fresh from the butt. If it has been sitting for over an hour, then it's a normal poop.

There was a small poopling on the ground.

poopling by Pooperooni July 12, 2009

Pootling 

To wander about, by foot or mechanical transport, with no specific destination in mind.

They were in the village, just pootling about in their motorcar.

Pootling by d.n. citoyen August 21, 2020

rock pooling 

The act of having your significant other place objects in their anus then making you dig around and find them.

"Lucy's been getting bored in the bedroom recently, so I went rock pooling with her at the weekend"

rock pooling by Mr Richard Pound OBE June 13, 2020

Card Pooling 

Adding your name to a card, with or without the knowledge of the person who bought the card, to avoid having to purchase a card of your own.

Joe: Hey man, did you get Stacey a birthday card?

Jim: Fuck, I forgot. Looks like we'll be card pooling again.

Joe: You're a dick. You've signed every card I bought except the one for my parents anniversary.

Jim: I signed that, too.

Card Pooling by Adgo September 6, 2009

Tide Pooling 

Having anal sex with someone who is currently suffering from diarrhea.

She had the runs after eating chili fries but I don't mind tide pooling so I fucked her ass anyway.

Tide Pooling by rickabone May 24, 2017

Influencer Pooling 

Using many smaller influencers as a marketing strategy for businesses, instead of 1 large influencer for the same cost to ensure that the promotions will have a higher chance of becoming viral on the Tik Tok/Social Media algorithm.

"Influencer Pooling is much more efficient and effective than my previous strategies."

Influencer Pooling by Radian123 August 4, 2022

poodling 

v. To poodle, having poodled, or to engage in poodling. 1.To worry incessantly over the unknown, characterized by clasping and unclasping the hands, tapping fingers together over and over again, and raising the eyebrows thus furrowing the brow. 2.To approach minutia with extreme trepidation.
From early 19th cen. German 'Pudelhÿng'

My wife's getting a nose ring today and I'm totaly poodling over it. You think you've got problems, the girl I'm dating won't wear my pajamas, I've poodled over it for days.

poodling by boo boo the bear May 25, 2007