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Ithurtswhenipikachu (PokeMonnorhea) 

1. A Link Cable Transmitted Disease (LCTD) contracted by contact with an infected person, television set, computer, GameBoy, GameBoy Advance, Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo DS, or Nintendo Wii, causing sore thumbs, headaches, the inability to forget anything related to this cash cow franchise, including but not limited to the names of all 493 pokemon, their stats, growth rates, locations and availability, habits, mating rituals, history, food chains, ecosystems, and origins.

2. Symptoms include: the inability to speak or think about anything unrelated to anything other than pokemon, and upon realization of the condition, a vain attempt to join in the conversations of others just to feel accepted after almost 10 years of knowing only pokemon as their god, and finally, a burning sensation caused whilst urinating.
person1:dude, did you see that episode of X-Play yesterday? Pokemon Diamond and Pearl totally got a 3/5!!
person2: lolzorz
chronic sufferer of Ithurtswhenipikachu (PokeMonnorhea): did you know that there are now over 493 different species of--
person1 and person2 together: stkfu, we don't want your disease!
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Pokémong 

A Pokémon Go player who unsuspectingly walks into street furniture whilst trying to catch a Pokémon.
Haha that Pokémong just walked into a lamp post!
Pokémong by Parkinafaso July 12, 2016

pokemonistic 

Adjective,

Saying one's own name as the sole form of speech.
This is a reference to the kid's show, [Pokemon, where the characters' oration consists of only their names.
The toddler's chatter was quite pokemonistic, as his name was the only word he knew.
pokemonistic by Chomoe January 1, 2008

PokemonOnMETH 

Pokemon under the influence of team rocket.Team rocket always tries to catch pikachu. So they gave him meth making pikachu all fucked and high.
"Hey eve want some meth?"
"No thanks i dont want to be like fucked up pikachu over there .fucking PokemonOnMeth"
PokemonOnMETH by heler January 17, 2007

Pokemonlegenden 

Pokemonlegenden is a very cool streamer i pokemonsuit
Have u heard about pokemonlegenden he deikns databrus.

Pokemonify 

To take a franchise or product and applying it to other mediocre and extremely unrelated products.
Lately, Nintendo likes to pokemonify most of their once-golden franchises; take mario for example -- killing bowser and saving the princess was all that it was about, but then mario tennis, mario golf, like, WTF, i thought he was a plumber?
Pokemonify by EraserAssassin April 1, 2011

pokemanning

When you're a grown ass man, still running around playing pokemon.
Bro will the wife let you out so we can do some pokemanning.
pokemanning by Sydewinder February 14, 2019