Petri-Dish 

When a woman's been with so many partners you dont know what she's got.

No one wants your woman- she's a Petri-Dish!!

Petri-Dish by RipYaANewOne October 3, 2016

petri dish

The vagina of a girl prone to infections, itches, bacteria, etc.

Yo G, Deb is hot and all but man she's got a petri dish on her ~ she keeps getting crabs!

petri dish by Link Hoggthrob April 1, 2004

Petri'ed 

Pronounced: Pee-Tree-d
Petri'ed: Being cultured and understanding the customs, arts, social behaviours, and accomplishments of a particular nation, people, or other social group.

Being cultured, you're educated. Also, when you culture something in a biology sense, you’re physically growing something and also educating yourself on that biological item; often in a Petri Dish. Therefore, being Petri'ed is understanding the social constructs of a group of people and growing your education in that.

"Yo, educate yourself and get Petri'ed!"
"Dang, they highly Petri'ed! We should call them Mr. Worldwide!"
"Shut yo mouth, you un-Petri'ed fool!"

Petri'ed by ajbj788 March 24, 2021

petri heil 

so welcome all the fishermen in Germany! I'ts is very common !!!!!!

Fisher: Hey

Fisher 2 : Petri Heil

Fisher : yes, Petri Heil

petri heil by ABeater September 18, 2017

petri dish

A very useful peice of scientific equipment but also an EPIC way to bamboozle friends and even enemys.
To call someone a petri dish is like calling sombody a douche bad or an idiot.

ben:" hey joey, go home!" joey:"SHUT UP YOU PETRI DISH."

petri dish by nyancatpwns September 23, 2011

petri dish vagina 

When a girl has fucked everyone and you don’t know what kind of shit you’re gonna get on your dick!

Damn watch out Shannon’s got that petri dish vagina

petri dish vagina by NotAGomer October 3, 2017

petri dish

Chris Rigge petri dish

Man my fourth yr looks like petri dish- has bacteria on face

petri dish by j n April 20, 2005