paytonism 

When you can expertly determine the derivative of differentiable equationsin advanced calculus but when it comes to basic addition and subtraction, you're hopeless. A.k.a "bad math"

When Matthew couldn't figure out problem 37, he realized he had a paytonism in his work. 2+2 does not equal 3. Duh Matt.

paytonism by Coffsyrup March 31, 2015

paytonic relationship

A relationship in which one partner has to pay the other in order to be in a romantic or platonic relationship with the other. It can be a one-time payment or a subscription; it depends on the partner.

Stacey and I are in a paytonic relationship. She’s great, but it sucks that I have to fork over $50 every month.

paytonic relationship by Mhm mhm mhm hi March 5, 2021

pardoning the turkey 

a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority

a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.

pardoning the turkey by Odin Tyrand December 4, 2009

Patoing 

An Australian term for vigorously pounding a chick during girl-on-top sex. Represents the spring-like motion as if she’s bouncing on a trampoline.

Often used when other people are around to disguise one’s true intention

Her: Hey Jake, can you patoing me in the park tonight?

Him: Sure, as long you don’t scream when you’re in the air

Patoing by lordoflight February 20, 2018

pythoning

Eating way more food than necessary at a meal, with the intent of stocking up so not to have to eat again for a long time.

P1: "The department is hosting a seminar today at 12:00pm in the science building foyer. There will be food..."

P2: "Sweet, I'm pythoning it up hardcore"

pythoning by The Fano April 16, 2008

Paytonism 

A religion for guys who date girls for two weeks then break up with them. Then he tries to date their best friends.

"Omg Josh just broke up with me, we have only been dating for two weeks!"
"Well duh! His religion is Paytonism!"

Paytonism by tacosaf April 9, 2015

parsoning 

Named after a kid named Parsons. Verb; to play the worst practical joke possible on someone.

I'm gonna parson his house the fuck up.

or

You just got parsoned

parsoning by von herring October 28, 2004