BJ and P 

A blowjob and pussy (sex), much like a PB and J sandwich...

"I totally got a BJ and P from my girlfriend the other night.."

BJ and P by Neonicacid April 13, 2008

the colon and p rule 

there is no space between the colon and p in a laugh face

The Colon and P rule:

:P correct

: P incorrect

the colon and p rule by flavorsnades September 3, 2010

p and s 

Plain and Simple.

You're all fags for talking about his dick. p and s.

p and s by TourrettesGuy4ever April 7, 2008

P and F Syndrome 

Mispronunciation of people between the letters P and F, where they pronounce P as F, or vice versa...which is annoying.

I have a ("fi" and "ep") p and f syndrome, and that's ferfect, now I'm fofular!

P and F Syndrome by pnfsyn August 30, 2010

A and P Catholic 

Catholics (or any form of Christianity, basically) who only goes to Church on days when they give out free stuff; namely Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday.

Bob: Do you ever go to Church?
Steve: Only on Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday, when they give out free stuff.
Bob: Dude, you are such an A and P Catholic!

A and P Catholic by Christina S April 30, 2006

P and A 

Protein and Aminoe used in muscular growth

Mate i need some p and a

P and A by M8 the R8 May 30, 2017

P and W 

P and W stands for Piss and Walk. Commonly, when pissing in public you do not wish to draw suspicion by facing a wall for a minute. Or get left behind by the group. So instead, you piss while walking. Commonly needed in the city, especially after drinking.

-Should only be done at night.

-Male maneuver only.

Guy - "Yo why are you slowing down?"

Guy 2 - "i gotta piss"

Guy 1 - "we are on the sidewalk, don't!"

guy 2 - " P and W dude, just keep walking and don't turn around."

Guy 1 - "hahaha ok"

guy 3 - (trying to catch up with guy 1 & 2 from a few blocks back)

guy 3 - "ahh i found you dudes, i followed your piss on the floor right to you guys."

P and W by Loyola Villanova April 30, 2010