no offence 

An excuse to insult someone. Anyone who uses this word is a tool.

"No offense, but you're a fucking chink honky dyke skank turdburglar nancy."

"None taken"

no offence by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

no offence 

A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.

"no offence" but you are fat and lazy...

no offence by Skryko December 5, 2019

No Offence 

Making fun of someone, but telling them to get mad.

With saying No Offence:
Mike:Hey Bob
Bob: What?
Mike: No Offence dude, but your mom is fat.
Bob: oh its cool

Without saying No Offence:
Mike: Hey bob
Bob:what?
Mike:your mom is fat
Bob: OH HELL NO, YOUR ASS IS GRASS

No Offence by Scrooge McFucks Honey Bin January 9, 2011

no offence 

What one says after realising one has said a slightly racist, sexist, homophobic or other comment in front of a person of the supposedly offended social group. The person will typically reply with "None taken"

A: That nigger's an idiot!

B: *looks round*

A: No offence

B: None taken.

no offence by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004

cakeable offence 

When not living up to the more or less formalized agreements for collaboration within a collaborating group, thereby causing some small amount of pain for all collaborators. The implied penance is buying or baking cake or similar goodies for the entire group.

In software: a cakeable offence could be committing a breaking change, causing tests not to pass, or projects not to compile

cakeable offence by Cakeboy February 10, 2014

Offence 

The British way of writing Offense. Not the retarded way like some people believe.

No offence, but that tea is bloody awful!

Offence by ChibiHikari January 1, 2011

no offence 

Used to tell someone what you really think of someone and them not being offended by what you say. No matter how rude you are about it.

"No offence Obama but you are fucking the country up."

no offence by theepicking October 30, 2009