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When somebody gets paralysed by somebody opening there fist when fisting.
What happened to her? Nunes.
Nunes by Jac0b. March 2, 2019
A unit of measurement pertaining to how far up Putin's ass someone is.
McConnell would probably be around 12 Nunes, simply due to his importance in the Senate and his clear alliance with Russian propaganda.
Nunes by Yaaarrrggghhh December 3, 2019

Nunes time 

A time that is a minimum of 30 minutes behind the actual time within the time zone which the term is being used.
Q: Where is that guy?! He is so late!

A: No, he’s just on Nunes time.
Nunes time by Enricopalozzo April 15, 2019

Eliana Nunes 

Eliana Nunes is the most beautiful girl ever! So stunning and amazing! She is the best friend ever she is loyal,popular and always bubbly.Eliana is smart and stylish!Without her i don't know what we would all do !
"Wow who is that ! "* gasps *
"Its obviously Eliana Nunes!Who else is smart,stylish and amazing!"
Eliana Nunes by reof'owrl January 19, 2013

devin nunes 

v. to perpetrate blatant inhumane unethical moral offenses unbecoming of the human race while standing dripping sweat into a bucket of lies.

adj. When a guy says he has something really important to tell you but instead you get trapped into watching him masturbate.
He put it where...without any warning...or lube...oh yeah you got the Devin Nunes.
devin nunes by SEAZD February 3, 2018

A wild nunes 

A tall man with a sizable boiler, an extremely large nose, and patchy beard witch usually reminds him of his broken career
My shop teacher was being A Wild Nunes today in the shop.