noobishness 

1. noobish behavior.
2. a noobish act or idea.
2. The atmosphere of a place inhabited by noobs

Guy1: That guy keeps team killing
(Noob shoots him in head)
Guy2: Oh my God!!! Stop this noobishness!

Noob:Look at this! I got Recon armor!!!
Guy: Dude, cut the noobishness.

I quit because the pregame lobby was filled with noobishness.

noobishness by 1337357 N008 May 8, 2008

bush noogie 

To finger a girl until her pussy becomes an oozing mass of orgasmic pinkness.

Rob- Whats up John
John- NM Rob, I just gave your mom a bush noogie.
Rob- Awesome! Is it on video?

bush noogie by Mr. Noog January 18, 2008

noogie 

the act of rubbing one's knuckles on a person's head so as to produce a mildly painful sensation

See Webster's Dictionary

noogie by Anonymous September 23, 2002

Noobistry 

Noobistry --- The art of loosing your noob.

When a gamer finally learns how to play the basics and stop all the noobie moments of being dead all the time, asking questions constantly, aggroing random extra mobs, breaking their gear, running around nude, and dancing with the hopes of appearing to be doing something when really they are blankly looking at the screen lost.

coined by -- noobistry.com

Veteran_Gamer.. "Wow last time we were here i was LOL noob."

Noob_Gamer .. "Yeah I got my noobistry on lock"

Noobistry by Noobistry July 29, 2013

Noobish

A crude dialect that noobs speak in; often involves insults, the number one thousand, three hundred thirty-seven typed multiple times. Also involves "L" and "O" typed in rapid sucession. numbers are also common in words. You can type some basic noobish by bashing your head against a keyboard several times, and misspelling words.

L3ik, OMG! YOU R SEW RETARDED! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLO 13371337133713371337 drtrfgyiuuiyt 6rt54fewrtftyy7uty 65rtererttrerqwtrfyt+! lolololol, U R AN 1D10+!!!!!lololololo

Noobish by Xavier breath May 13, 2005

noobish delight

a noobish sort of food that does not take any cooking experience to make.

Noobish delights are Pizza pops, pop tarts.(cereal if not putting any fruit in it)

noobish delight by Some random bored kid May 6, 2009

noogie 

a painful rubbing of the scalp with the knuckles

He tried to give my friend a noogie and got in trouble for it.

noogie by Light Joker December 18, 2004