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National Kiss a boy who’s name starts with R 

Today is the day you kiss a boy who’s name start with R
“Yo it’s September 17th, National Kiss a boy who’s name starts with R bro, time to kiss you”

“Bro I’m not gay

“Doesn’t matter”

Sherlock is actually a girl’s name 

Means i love you

When you’re saying goodbye to your best friend
“Since it’s unlikely that we’ll ever meet again, I might as well say it now.”
Sherlock is actually a girl’s name ”

Sherlock is a girl's name 

"Sherlock is a girl's name."
"We are not naming our baby after you."

Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth! 

Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!

The Horse's Name was Friday 

A phrase said in response to a question that makes no goddamn sense.
Joey: So if the train leaves Station B 15 minutes later, and the sun is 86° overhead, when will the shadows of the two trains be equal in length?
Brandon: The horse's name was Friday.

People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name 

The WORST people on Urban Dictionary, even worse than that of the Urban Dicks. Just like the title says, these people want to reaffirm themselves or people that they like by writing definitions for their names.
Guy 1: Jessica is awesome I am gonna write a definition for her.

Guy 2: Fuck you. You are one of those People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name!