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Midge
When one takes an explosive shit that hurts the anus. One would think that a midget or short person was hiding in the toilet with a lighter held to their ass.
After a late night call for Taco Bell, Tommy used one too many packets of fire sauce- After retiring for an hour or so in the restroom, Tommy commented to his friends, "Wow, I think i just got attacked by a midge in the bathroom!!!"
After a week of consuming a diet of habeneros and hard-boiled eggs, Shane felt overwhelmed by the constant battling of the "midge."
After a week of consuming a diet of habeneros and hard-boiled eggs, Shane felt overwhelmed by the constant battling of the "midge."
Midge
n: The word Midge is derived from midget. This slander is to indicate that the person bestowed the title (1) is of short stature and
(2) is weak or helpless
(3) possibly an individual who is a disturbance, hinderance or enjoys complaining.
The Midge may also be very adept at manipulations.
The classic Midge may be characterized by Margaret from "Dennis the Menace"
(2) is weak or helpless
(3) possibly an individual who is a disturbance, hinderance or enjoys complaining.
The Midge may also be very adept at manipulations.
The classic Midge may be characterized by Margaret from "Dennis the Menace"
"My little sister is a real midge. She's always whining for help..."
"That kid that kept crying was being a %#@*ing midge!"
"That kid that kept crying was being a %#@*ing midge!"
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Midge by Mike Manders February 15, 2005