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The practice of stealthily avoiding buying your round of beer at the pub.

Waiting until others are so drunk that they don't notice you never bought a round of pints during the evening.
Eoin: "Who's round is it?"
Pete: "I bought two rounds of 7 pints already tonight".
Eoin: "Me too, Steve how many rounds did you buy?"
Steve: "Oh ho, I bought the last round"
Paul: "No you didn't, you ordered it but I payed for it!"
Eoin: "Steve, you've been merning again!"
Merning by TexanJoe July 10, 2010
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Other word for merman. A man with a fish-type body from the waist downwards.
Plural: Merlings/mermen.
The word is used sometimes in the "a song of ice and fire" book series from G.R.R. Martin.
"Wow that guy swims like a boss!".
"Lol, prolly a merling."
Merling by ReiniFtw April 13, 2013
Related Words

MERINGFUL 

feeling happy and excited for what is coming
I FEEL REALLY MERINGFUL RIGHT NOW
MERINGFUL by KELLY BOI January 24, 2019

Meatstick Meringue 

Yet another slang term for gizz, sperm, semen, splooge
The pornstar shot a load of meatstick meringue on the porn starlet's tanned butt cheek

partner marking 

Wiping the juice from ones sexual organs on to there partners skin or clothing to leave there mark/scent to alert others there in a relationship and to keep away

Sarah... Does partner marking work?

Amy... Yes he'll stink like a ripe kipper
Sarah... I think tom's cheating on me, and his out with his pals tonight.

Amy... Partner mark him! Wipe your fanny juice on his clothes, and any women who speaks to him will know his in a relationship. Partner marking works everytime
partner marking by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

Meringuetaned 

Verb
Mē rán goo tæng ed

Loosing ones self to debaucherous lengths whereby one becomes obliterated to the space between meringue and orangutan.
‘Yerman was so meringuetaned last night he tried to drive the bus shelter home.’

“I got completely meringuetaned before the wedding, I slurred “Ivu” at her and then puked on the priest.”
Meringuetaned by Lord Edward February 20, 2021

Marking Out 

Getting really excited for something beyond logic or reason.

This is from an extension of the wrestling fan phrase and has grown into the modern lexicon. It usually comes from something you enjoyed in your childhood that you still enjoy into adulthood without logical reason.
"Dude, I totally am marking out for the RUSH concert"
"Man, when I saw Ozzy Osbourne... I started marking out"
"Theo Fleury is trying to make a come-back? I'm totally marking out dude!"