MILF 

Short for "mother I'd like to fuck". It is a term for a woman who is the mother of someone your age, who you'd like to have sex with. The term was popularised by the movie "American Pie" (1999).

I don't like my new class mate, but his mother is hot. She's a MILF.

MILF by EliasG July 17, 2018

Milf Monday 

Milf Monday is a National Holliday created by Noah Danenhower, dedicated to giving back to the local Milfs and shit on Mondays. Noah D often spreads awareness for this Holliday on his Tiktok account @itsnoah.d

Dunkin Worker: “Your coffee is actually free today”
Milf in drivethru: “why is that!?”
Dunkin worker: “todays Milf Monday, you qualified!”

Milf Monday by Itsnoah.d January 26, 2022

milf 

1. Mom I'd Like to Fuck, or Mature I'd Like to Fuck
A MILF is any woman with children who has men that want to have sexual intercourse with her. The term is also sometimes used to describe women above a certain aged (30 or 40+) who are not mothers themselves, but are deemed to be sexually attractive, and also have men that would like to partake in sexual intercourse with them.

2. MILF also stands for the "Moro Islamic Liberation Front", who are based in the Southern Phillipines and were created in 1978. Their primary goals are to establish an independant homeland, governed under Sharia law, for the Moro peoples.

It should be noted that I did not even know of the existance of the "Moro Islamic Liberation Front" before today, and that in everyday conversation MILF is far more likely tomean the first definition and not the latter.

Your mum is a MILF, dude

I saw this total MILF getting off the bus today

milf by slamdaddy December 28, 2005

whole milf 

Totally desirable milf. Way better than 2% milf.

Whole milf is best enjoyed in D cup.

whole milf by yes juanito yes April 9, 2015

MILF Hunter 

Noriaki Kakyoin

kakyoin(MILF Hunter): your mom is hot !
Jotaro : ORA ! ORA ! ORA !
*Kakyoin Noriaki* retired

MILF Hunter by Star Platinum User March 24, 2020

Power MILF 

A *MILF who is very successful. The kind you'd see in a Mercedes Benz and the sort that wear high heels with ladies suits. Their suits are often very suggestive and leave little to the imagination.

All the boys and some of the girls want these women very very badly.

Spice went down the the school just before finishing time to pick up her son who was a prep.

As Spice got out of her SL500 all the boys near by instantly wanted to be with her.

Spice made all the other mothers very jealous.

She was such a Power MILF that if ever her son's prep friends came over for a play date their older brothers, who were often in high school would come to pick them up.

One one occasion she proved to be so much of a Power MILF that she cock-knocked & cunt-punched the husband/wife owners of the local restaurant. She did this because she felt her salad did not have enough carrot and because one of her chips was burnt.

Power MILF by Hodgeington February 4, 2010

Milf Master 

A Milf Master is someone who mastered the art of Milf hunting.

Mike: I wish I could score with the ladies like the Milf Master Tokenss.

Milf Master by mikethebiike June 20, 2009