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lexia core 5 

A website that claims to teach kids “reading” but instead makes some kids rage in madness. There’s Lexia making kids rage because it won’t save their answers for some reason, but at least it gives you certificates for completing each level. The most special certificate is the one where are you completed the last level of Lexia Core5. Then you put it somewhere that's safe. later it crumbles a lot or a little bit so it’s basically a piece of trash now even though it’s a certificate. for you it might not be a piece of trash but for me, it’s basically a piece of trash. It’s also living hell and it doesn’t really teach you a lot about reading. it didn’t really teach me about reading but I did pass through most of the levels. “And yes, I use Lexia Core5 for some reason, don’t ask me why.”
Teacher: Time for Lexia!!!!!!
Student: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO PLEASE NOOOOOOOO
Student 2: *gets a 4x4, RPG, and a shotgun and shoots chromebook*
Also it’s telling me to include the word being defined so I’m gonna do it. lexia core 5 is a website that teaches reading but is actually living hell
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Lexia Core 5 

its the website your teacher makes you use in late elementary school, and you have to do English stuff, but you only get a couple chances, but don't fret you'll go to the lexia Core 5 gulag where if you answer some questions right you'll be able to start back where you left off. If you lose , like COD Warzone, you lose and have to restart.
"I have to do 5 hours of Lexia Core 5 , HELP!!!!!"
Lexia Core 5 by The 23rd Maple tree September 15, 2025

Fruity Lexia 

Cheap-ass Sac Wine.
Can get maggot for less than the price of a schooner.
A similar variation is 'Fruity Gordo'.
We bought a sac of Fruity Lexia and got some young chicks pissed in the park.
Fruity Lexia by Diego November 6, 2003

Fruity Lexia 

Alcoholic Beverage; 2 buck chuck; bought in a 4 litre cask
Fruity Lexia by Zyklon-B October 1, 2003

Fruity Lexia 

Goon! Goon of Fortune
"lets go peg silver bags of cheap wine to a cloths line and play some goon of fortune"!
Fruity Lexia by jard August 4, 2004

Text-lexia 

To incorrectly spell a word or multiple words in a text message, thus creating mass confusion.
*Cindy sends a text to Amy* "He's a ham! xD" Amy replies, "Ikr Lmo Cindxu." "What!?" "Sorry Cindy I have text-lexia."
Text-lexia by zjb95 January 3, 2011

Text-lexia 

The act or mixing up words and the misuse of contractions when texting which in turn gives the opposite of the meaning you are trying to get across.
Text-lexic- I wouldn't really like to see you tonight

Other- what!!! you DON'T want to see me tonight, fine F-off

Text-lexic - Whoa Whoa sorry I have Text-lexia
Text-lexia by JMR923 May 25, 2010