Lankerslime 

Also known as Lankershim Boulevard; a busy Los Angeles thoroughfare. It begins near Universal Studios, forces drivers to make dangerous and confusing oblique and obtuse turns as it snakes in a northwesterly fashion through North Hollywood, then ends unceremoniously in a nondescript ghetto somewhere in the northeast quadrant of the San Fernando Valley. Lankerslum, Lankerscum and Lankerslime may be used interchangeably.

Traffic looks heavy on the 101, so I'm going to exit at Lankerslime and take the surface streets to your house.

Lankerslime by Flossy Spacek September 18, 2009

Lakedra 

The most beautiful girl you could ever have. Some would say a model, some would say an angel that fell from heaven. A girl that is on your mind 24/7. She always makes you smile and laugh, and will forever keep you happy.

That girl lakedra is something serious!!

Lakedra by Lakedra’s man October 21, 2018

landed 

landed: its worked out well, everyting is sorted. Northern Ireland saying.

you got the job? youre landed now!

landed by monkeynator June 24, 2005

LinkedInality 

1. the state or quality of having existence or substance on LinkedIn;
2. its not fully a reality but it does have a part of reality, which is unfortunately sometimes needed to get attention to your LinkedIn profile and your résumé.

Do not believe everything you read on Linkedin where people post about their achievements, its LinkedInality not reality.

LinkedInality by wise.master October 11, 2021

fast-laned 

When a woman with a fatherless child tries to get a new guy to be the new father within a few weeks of dating. He's getting 'fast-laned' into a family he didn't start.

"Mikey's only been with her a month and the kid's calling him 'Dad'. I think he's getting fast-laned!"

fast-laned by Swarmpi04 November 9, 2014

linkedout

The result of being removed from a professional group or network.

After misleading her boss that a co-worker made a mistake when the mistake was actually her own, Sara was linkedout by most of her colleagues.

linkedout by JArthurK November 1, 2013

landed dick up

Failed pathetically, in the manner of falling flat on your ass. Left wanting and asking, fuck, what's next?

Did you hear what happened to him? He really landed dick up, didn't he? Note to editors, I like this saying and would prefer to use a person's name instead of 'him', but it's not an inside joke. It's better with a name. If you use a name, it could be Brian or Paul or anything really. Happy for you to improvise! Think of one of your sorry friends who always lands dick up.

landed dick up by prof_db January 28, 2021