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Lady boner

When your clit swells up, and so does the lips of your vagina. A tingling sensation in the crotch. Typically occurs when sexually aroused.
Person 1: Hey, you see Johns large dick? It’s almost 8 inches!
Person 2: Oh, I know! Look at my lady boner!
*pulls down pants to see swelling clitoris

Person 1: Oh my gosh! I guess you should get him! Your clit is almost as big as his penis!
Lady boner by Pewdiepie4life August 29, 2019
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lady boner

Literally a boner that trans ladies get.
"Why did that person say lady boner when they don't even have a cock?"
"Yeah I don't know but think I'm going to go fap to porn with my lady boner~"
lady boner by Syldra109 October 11, 2013

Lady boner

Like a penis the vagina can get longer when turned on. When a women is sexally aroused she might physically feel her vagina lengthen. This is so a longer penis can fit. The vagina is normally 3-4 inches long but can lengthen up to 200% when aroused.
When i was sexting my boy/girlfriend i got a raging lady boner
Lady boner by Aries_igftpower March 21, 2015

Lady Boner

when a female gets excited and wet cus of a fine ass nigga
tanya: OHH SHIT HES FINE AS FUCKKK ,LADY BONERRR

brianna: OOO SEXY ASS NIGGA
Lady Boner by tgyolo July 10, 2014

lady boner

"petes new blond hair gives me such a lady boner (schwing)"
lady boner by Manboobsrsexy February 3, 2015

Lady Boner

A more sophisticated form of the Girl Boner. Can refer to any person or object in which the lady has an obsession with.
The Queen has a Lady Boner for the chardonnay. Ke$ha has a girl boner for the boxed-wine.
Lady Boner by Nate dog da boss November 30, 2010

Lady boner

What you get when you see your super hot sexy uncle that’s 34 years older than you but is good at eating koochie
I think I just got a lady boner because my uncle gibby just walked by