Konky dong

A title given to one person out of a group of male friends that has the largest penis size or body count.

Brad will be crowned konky dong today at my house.

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konky dong

One with and exceptionally large penis.

Jan: How are we going to have sex with that?
Tom: What's wrong?
Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !

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An unusually sloppy, wet kiss. About what you would expect from a St. Bernard but from a person.

Despite her protests to the contrary, she secretly liked the Konky Kiss.

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Donkey Kong's large, abnormal penis.

Phrase originated from Luigi's Ballad- Starbomb.

Donkey Kong, that's a nice Konky Dong you got right there.

I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konky Dong! -Starbomb

Konky Dong by T0mBoi May 22, 2016

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In the Bahamas this is the derogatory term for a honky or white guy.

konky joe by Todd October 27, 2003

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A dwelling-place that is characterized by ceiling fan blades with thickly deposited dust. This dust can cause problems when attempting to clean.

Ma: Why didn't you use a wet rag to clean the fans?!
Pops: I dont live in this konky-hole!
Ma: Well why you f**kin' with it then?!

konky-hole by Maxgm4 April 26, 2006

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When you’re completely slumped/alseep. Formed by the word KO’d and gone.

“Dude he’s passed out on the pool table should we wake him?”
“Nah he’s konked.”

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