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pj klinker 

(noun) a poop that falls out of one's pajama leg
Ginger, the dog, followed granny closely down the hall so she could snarf up the old lady's pj klinker.
pj klinker by whatta dame September 4, 2010

klingon beer

Term used to describe any nasty off brand or discount beer, that was brought to a party.
I wanted an MGD, but all they had left was some kind of klingon beer.
klingon beer by MACV July 21, 2008
vagina (usually derogotary)
Up yer klunge !
klunge by Giles September 23, 2003

KlingleHoffer

A KlingleHoffer is a special device used by old people. With Arthritis senior citizens cannot wipe there butt after they squeeze a turd. So the KlingleHoffer is a little robot that climbs in the toilet bowl and helps clean you. You can purchase a KlingleHoffer at any pharmacy. You can buy them shaped as a Mouse, Dragon or a Stapler.
With barts cast, he needed a KlingleHoffer to help do the work for him
KlingleHoffer by Zack Dougherty October 29, 2006

Josh Klinghoffer 

Josh Klinghoffer is a shy, mousy haired guitarist who used to play for the Red Hot Chili Peppers (replacing John Frusciante). Klinghoffer plays with his own band Dot Hacker and as a solo artist under the name Pluralone. Josh is endearing with a Burtonesque look ; skittish, lanky, and pale. He comes off as terribly quiet but is surprisingly friendly and has a way of looming around a stage like a cloud. Unlike John, he tends to go unnoticed because of his underwhelming presence but, Josh is still unique and special. You just have to have a good pair of ears to understand him and his message.
"Josh Klinghoffer was great in the Chili Peppers despite what others may think"

forrest kline

Forrest Kline is the lead singer in an amazing band called Hellogoodbye. He likes to wear short shorts and long socks, from what I've seen. He's from Huntington Beach, California and has an adorable dog named Gordie and a gorgeous girlfriend named Chelsea. Forrest and the rest of Hellogoodbye - Jesse, Marcus and Chris- are amaaaaazingggg!
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun?!" "A roman (roaming) catholic!" -Forrest Kline @ a show.