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Kiplinger: A Germanic surname of unknown origins. Anyone blessed enough to have been born a Kiplinger would be best suited to praise God on an hourly basis for this act of divine grace. If you're a Kiplinger, chances are that you're extraordinarily good looking, insurmountably intelligent, and wealthy beyond all measures.
Gee, I wish I could be a Kiplinger.
Kiplinger by Warlord0515 April 27, 2009
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"Where have you been? "
"Kipping"
"Oh"
kipping by Lee SImi June 29, 2004
VERB
Formed from the word kip.
To sleep.
kipping by Anne-Marie June 29, 2004
A seizure-like attempt to perform an exercise meant to traumatize the shoulder girdle or other major articulation and cause injury.
I am about that kipping life bro
kipping by judojosh December 12, 2014
1. Sleeping
2. (Unofficially) staying at...
1. I was kipping til 2 today.
2. When my mother kicked me out of my house I was kipping at my friend's gaff. I kipped on his floor.
kipping by Scandal June 28, 2004
The act of dating someone in another town/city, and only hanging out with them on the weekends (Friday through Sunday). You are required to do this all weekend, every weekend. The two people engaged in kipping can not be seperated for more than 30 minutes, without at least seeing each other, or getting a telephone call. This act is very common in the South.
Guy # 1 - Where's your boy at?

Guy # 2 - Man...I haven't seen that dude in like a year...he's so busy kipping, he doesn't even know who we are anymore.
kipping by Kam842 September 17, 2007
kih-ping
Verb
1. The act of chatting online with babe(s). Usually all day.

Originated from the movie Napoleon Dynamite (2004) whenever the character Kip said his most famous quote...

Napoleon: Stay home and eat all the freakin chips Kip

Kip: Napoleon don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to become a cage fighter.
Hey bro can I borrow your phone charger? My phones about to die and I am kipping on snapchat with some babes right now.
kipping by azzhatninja October 10, 2017